Once Was A Boy Called Henry

Posted by Carl | 2009, Spring 2009, henry holland, house of holland, spring | Sunday 4 January 2009 5:30 pm

henry

There once was a boy called Henry,
(Whose taste was somewhat bendy…),
With a pash for fash,
And all things flash,
He was quite the talk of the trendy.

One day Henry had an idea,
And a genius one it was clear,
For a range of t-shirts,
That were so hip they hurt,
“Anna Wintour’ll love ‘em”, he cheered!

So he set about thinking of slogans,
That the fash crowd would lap up like no-one’s,
His fave celebs,
Designers (and plebs),
None were safe, and he had so much fun!

That’s how House of Holland was born,
(on the name he never was torn),
“Buy this Coleen!”,
His first t-shirt screamed,
And so Heat magazine got on board…

The rest, as they say, is history,
And there really is no great mystery,
If you want to be cool,
At work, play or school,
Better snap one up pretty damn swiftly!”

[House of Holland]

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  2. HHAHAHAH! this is hilarious! Love the illustrations of alber elbaz and galliano

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