Once Was A Boy Called Henry

“There once was a boy called Henry,
(Whose taste was some­what bendy…),
With a pash for fash,
And all things flash,
He was quite the talk of the trendy.

One day Henry had an idea,
And a genius one it was clear,
For a range of t-​​shirts,
That were so hip they hurt,
“Anna Wintour’ll love ‘em”, he cheered!

So he set about think­ing of slo­gans,
That the fash crowd would lap up like no-one’s,
His fave celebs,
Design­ers (and plebs),
None were safe, and he had so much fun!

That’s how House of Hol­land was born,
(on the name he never was torn),
“Buy this Coleen!”,
His first t-​​shirt screamed,
And so Heat mag­a­zine got on board…

The rest, as they say, is his­tory,
And there really is no great mys­tery,
If you want to be cool,
At work, play or school,
Bet­ter snap one up pretty damn swiftly!”

[House of Hol­land]